Fix My Act

Please take
note: This web page sucks. Not in for intent...for design. It
can be a whole lot better. I know because I've been
told. It was done by an amateur....me. It will be
fixed to look much better by an expert at web design (not
me).
Consider
your act like this page. Consider an expert fixing it.
You have the content and intent but lack the skill to make it better.
THAT'S WHAT THIS SITE IS ALL ABOUT. This page CAN be fixed. Can your
act?

This site
will direct you to send your video clips, DVD's,
VHS tapes, questions, photo's, press
material, etc of your act by e-mail or snail mail for review by trained
professional's to modify and "FIX". Original
routines are the property of the artist. All consultation
is strictly confidential and non disclosure forms are
recommended. We're only interested in
serious entertainers seeking help. There's a lot of work for
entertainers of all types. I personally have worked most
venue's and situation's. I work with many professional
performers from all aspects of entertainment as well as real TV
producers seeking talent. I'm currently working on 3
TV projects. Don't be misguided by BS artists.
My team has been there and done that. Now its your turn to
learn from our mistakes. If you want the
truth............this is the place.
I have 30 years
of real world experience (Studio 54 to Cirque Du Soleil) and
have an expert ear and eye when it comes to what is good and bad
about an act. My experience with TV, FILM and Live performances
can be viewed via my website
www.joemonti.com or check out
YouTube for any Joe Monti clip...

The
Great Uri Geller
* I've been to
more than 80 countries and viewed and critiqued performances in
most of them
* Performed in
every state in the U.S. with a successful Comedy College tour
wherein I was manager and headline act for 317 College shows
* Created and
starred in a super successful revue show in Hawaii for Outrigger
Hotels that was extended twice
* Currently
Magic Producer and Senior Consultant for Criss Angel on A&E's
hit TV episodic show MINDFREAK
* Consulted and
created material in Montreal, Canada for Cirque Du Soleil
* Consulted and
created special effects for the 50 million dollar movie SPAWN
* Consulted on
material for John Leguizamo used on Broadway
* Worked on Top
Cruise lines and many Trade shows for major corporations
* Performed at
the original Studio 54 for VIP's including Truman Capote and
Andy Warhol
* Nominated
parlor magician of the Year by the World Famous Magic Castle
* I'm a $50,000
award winner and finalist on a top rated ABC TV show called
American Inventor viewed by more than 15 million people
nationally. I came in second place to a million dollars. Damn I wanted
that money..............I learned much about TV during the
process. The invention (www.pureflush.com)
is currently in pre-production and will be launched this year.

TV
Star Criss Angel
For many years
I've been asked to teach and assist in other acts and have never
had the time. I've lectured successfully in many
countries including Australia, the UK, Japan and France. Only now, because of my
invention requiring me to stay in one place, have I decided to
help other performers. This decision did not come easy but I've
cut back on out of town shows to dedicate myself to
helping bad acts become good and mediocre acts become money
makers.
Many magicians make an OK living as stage
performers; magicians, jugglers, singers, comedians, strolling
sleight of hand magicians or children's show entertainers. Some
believe they are fantastic. Odds are that you fall into this
category and a little help WILL make you a better performer
demanding more money GUARANTEED. I know because I've changed
peoples lives for the better.
If you are
deluded by how good you are and are still getting the same
crappy shows and low paying gigs and want more... than continue
on...... If you
really want an expert to assist you in bettering your act you
are finally going to get the honest answers you need. The
size of the show does not matter. It's YOU that is important.
Consider me the "Simon Cowell" of judges. You'll dislike me at
first and thank me later. I'll get your gears turning in
harmony...

What I
guarantee is that you'll get an honest critique from me
personally
and ways to fix your act so it plays where you want it to play;
TV, Cruise Ships, Casino showrooms, etc.
I'm good at what I do and will share with you 30 + years
of REAL WORLD knowledge.
You have nothing to loose but bad habits. There is NO FEE
to submit materials.
Lets
begin................... "You can go home or enter the rabbit
hole :)"
Joe Monti
Send all,
non-returnable, inquiries, video clips (under 2 mb), etc
via e-mail to:
info@fixmyact.com
or
snail mail to:
Joe
Monti
P.O.
Box 4211
Glendale,
Ca 91222
Non Disclosure
Forms are available for any performer who feels that someone
will "rip" off their material. All original routines remain the
property of the performer. All advice, discussions, etc are
personal and confidential and should not be shared outside of
the consultation.
Thank You

"This guy's a pro "